Karzai unveils plans to eradicate corruption

After winning another term as President of Afghanistan following a botched election, Hamid Karzai has vowed to join the battle against corruption.

“Corruption has discredited the democratic process in this country,” Karzai began, “and there are many corrupt officials who must be removed from power in order to restore trust.

“The first thing I will do is expel the dishonest, insurgent rabble that is plunging this country back into the dark ages. Yes, Dr Abdullah and his supporters will be removed from the country by the end of the week.

“I have also appointed a dedicated anti-corruption supervisor, Mr. George W. Bush; I will at all times be closely communicating with him through the medium of oil pipeline. Yes, there will be a lucrative flow of ideas there.

“That should sort things out in no time.”

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