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‘Time to pull out’, says Gordon Brown
In a frank and exclusive interview, Gordon Brown has revealed that he thinks it is finally ‘time to pull out’. “It’s time to tell the lads to pull out before things get any more disastrous,” he began. “I am not … Continue reading
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Afghanistan to establish its own FBI
As part of the ongoing battle against corruption in Afghanistan, the government in conjunction with Nato has created its own taskforce dubbed the ‘Afghan FBI’. A spokesperson told The Nail Biter: “You don’t need to worry about efficacy here. No, … Continue reading
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Karzai unveils plans to eradicate corruption
After winning another term as President of Afghanistan following a botched election, Hamid Karzai has vowed to join the battle against corruption. “Corruption has discredited the democratic process in this country,” Karzai began, “and there are many corrupt officials who … Continue reading
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Legitimate vote found in Afghanistan election
Citizens of Afghanistan are reeling in shock today after it was revealed that a vote in the country’s presidential election may have been cast legally. Literally tens of voters turned out on the day, but the revelation that not all … Continue reading
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The Nail Biter Film Club: 500
500 (2009) Gory action film about a group of 500 soldiers who are sent to defend their beloved country of Spartastan. The odds are stacked against them, particularly because none of their equipment works properly and the native people don’t … Continue reading
Government to send 500,000 Tories to Afghanistan
There was shock news in foreign affairs today as the government announced that the UK would be increasing its numbers in Afghanistan by 500,000. A Labour spokesperson said, “It is not as momentous as you think – they are only … Continue reading
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Afghanistan Premiership results: Karzai wins 2-1
The Afghan Premiership was decided today as a closely fought match ended in a victory for Karzai United by a score of 2 votes to 1. Karzai United, whose nickname is The Fraudsters, defeated Abdullah Wanderers with a vote in … Continue reading
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