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BP to pump tonnes of junk into the news
Today BP announced a radical countermeasure after last month’s catastrophic oil spill: it would be clogging up the news with mud, sludge and other general rubbish. BP director Rich Amoral-Bastard told the Nail Biter: “This advanced procedure, known as the … Continue reading
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Foreign affairs update: Is the ‘special relationship’ over?
After the release of a controversial government report, political commentators worldwide are theorising that this is the end of the ‘special relationship’. According to experts, the much-publicised relationship between Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling may have deteriorated to the point … Continue reading
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NHS: Gordon Brown joins the debate
Amid growing right-wing criticism of the NHS, Gordon Brown has stepped in to give his defence of the system. “Some American Conservatives have been disseminating vicious falsities about the health service,” he began. “It’s clear to anyone in this country … Continue reading
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American conservatives: NHS “too good”
In an unexpected turn of events, the American right wing has begun to denounce the UK’s public health provider, the NHS. “This service is just way too good,” spouted Chuck F. Jerk, a 52 year-old golf ball magnate. “It needs … Continue reading
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