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The Mail Biter asks: Is David Cameron a Muslim?
Here at the Mail Biter, we always bring you the most important issues of the day. Unless we’ve found an excuse to print something about Muslims, in which case we’ll drop all the important issues and run with that instead. … Continue reading
It’s the most disastrous team of all time!
It’s the team they are all talking about. The collection of highly-paid failures and public disgraces that some are already calling ‘the worst team of all time’. Yes, the coalition government truly is a walking disaster. The coalition, nicknamed ‘Les … Continue reading
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Cameron’s new cabinet in full
Chancellor of the Huge-Chequers – George Highborn Second, Third and Fourth Home Secretary – Oliver Jetplane Foreign Bonds Secretary – Million Wage Minister for Exploitation – Pay-mian Greenbacks Shady Business Minister – Kenneth Loanshark Wealth Secretary – Lord Cashcroft Tea … Continue reading
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Exclusive: The party leaders prepare
Cameron prepares for Number 10 Clegg prepares for coalition Brown prepares to resign
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The final days of electioneering in pictures
Cameron campaigns all night! Gordon gives the greatest speech of his life! More headlines for the election’s surprise package!
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Prime Ministerial candidates replaced by talking doll
As the three parties’ election campaigns near their conclusions, another development in this political saga has emerged: Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have all been replaced by a single talking doll. The Fatkat doll, made by Korrupshun inc., … Continue reading
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Cameron ‘hit by flying Clegg’
There was drama on the political stage today as David Cameron had his campaign disrupted by a Clegg. Reports indicate that the Clegg came from out of nowhere (although most believe it came from somewhere to Cameron’s left) before causing … Continue reading
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