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Those widesweeping reform proposals in full
The new government has already made an indelible mark on the face of politics by making proposals for radical reform. Yes, Parliament will never be the same again after these game-changers, which we can exclusively reveal to you in full. … Continue reading
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Yes, it’s… Deal Or No Deal
Edmonds: Welcome to Deal Or No Deal, everyone! Our contestant today is Nick Clegg from Sheffield. Clegg: Ooh, I’m so excited! I just know I’m going to get a good deal. Maybe one that makes me Prime Minister. Edmonds: Well, … Continue reading
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Exclusive: The party leaders prepare
Cameron prepares for Number 10 Clegg prepares for coalition Brown prepares to resign
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The final days of electioneering in pictures
Cameron campaigns all night! Gordon gives the greatest speech of his life! More headlines for the election’s surprise package!
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In focus: The rich white man who transformed politics forever
Whatever the outcome is in Thursday’s election, one thing is for sure: British politics has been radically altered by a rich white man. This rich white man, a new face on the political radar, has shattered the old British politics … Continue reading
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Prime Ministerial candidates replaced by talking doll
As the three parties’ election campaigns near their conclusions, another development in this political saga has emerged: Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have all been replaced by a single talking doll. The Fatkat doll, made by Korrupshun inc., … Continue reading
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A blatant rip-off of Private Eye #5
A correction issued by all news outlets Over the past week we may have mistakenly given the impression that we have a favourable opinion of Nick Clegg and his party. Headlines such as “Gigantic Lib Dem Surge”, “Nick at Number … Continue reading
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Cameron ‘hit by flying Clegg’
There was drama on the political stage today as David Cameron had his campaign disrupted by a Clegg. Reports indicate that the Clegg came from out of nowhere (although most believe it came from somewhere to Cameron’s left) before causing … Continue reading
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