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David Dimbleby finally goes to sleep
Breaking politics news news: David Dimbleby has finally finished presenting the BBC’s election special and has gone to sleep. Dimbleby, who had been on air non-stop on BBC News since April 6, expressed his relief at being able to take … Continue reading
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Yes, it’s… Deal Or No Deal
Edmonds: Welcome to Deal Or No Deal, everyone! Our contestant today is Nick Clegg from Sheffield. Clegg: Ooh, I’m so excited! I just know I’m going to get a good deal. Maybe one that makes me Prime Minister. Edmonds: Well, … Continue reading
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Exclusive: The party leaders prepare
Cameron prepares for Number 10 Clegg prepares for coalition Brown prepares to resign
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It’s the Nail Biter’s non-exclusive Election Live Blog!
Yes, The Nail Biter (in common with every other website in the world) can now take this election into the 21st century!! Our live blog of all the election’s most minute and trivial, er, I mean crucial and gripping moments, … Continue reading
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Labour MP tells people to vote Labour
The Labour Party came under fire today after a Labour MP was caught telling members of the public to vote Labour. Ed Balls-Up is facing a media storm after he committed the reprehensible sin of saying to a voter: “I … Continue reading
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The final days of electioneering in pictures
Cameron campaigns all night! Gordon gives the greatest speech of his life! More headlines for the election’s surprise package!
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In focus: The rich white man who transformed politics forever
Whatever the outcome is in Thursday’s election, one thing is for sure: British politics has been radically altered by a rich white man. This rich white man, a new face on the political radar, has shattered the old British politics … Continue reading
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The Mail Biter campaign: Kick all the coloureds out!
We moral, right-thinking people at The Mail Biter are starting a new campaign: Kick out all the coloured people who have been ruining our great country for the last sixty years! If you love this marvellous nation and you aren’t … Continue reading
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Prime Ministerial candidates replaced by talking doll
As the three parties’ election campaigns near their conclusions, another development in this political saga has emerged: Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg have all been replaced by a single talking doll. The Fatkat doll, made by Korrupshun inc., … Continue reading
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