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It’s the most disastrous team of all time!
It’s the team they are all talking about. The collection of highly-paid failures and public disgraces that some are already calling ‘the worst team of all time’. Yes, the coalition government truly is a walking disaster. The coalition, nicknamed ‘Les … Continue reading
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It’s the Nail Biter’s non-exclusive Election Live Blog!
Yes, The Nail Biter (in common with every other website in the world) can now take this election into the 21st century!! Our live blog of all the election’s most minute and trivial, er, I mean crucial and gripping moments, … Continue reading
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The Mail Biter campaign: Kick all the coloureds out!
We moral, right-thinking people at The Mail Biter are starting a new campaign: Kick out all the coloured people who have been ruining our great country for the last sixty years! If you love this marvellous nation and you aren’t … Continue reading
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Brown caught saying unforgivable things on microphone
Gordon Brown has suffered a PR disaster after making shocking comments while forgetting he was miked up. At an event in Birmingham yesterday called the “Leaders’ Debate”, Brown made a set of shocking remarks without realising his lapel microphone was … Continue reading
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Biter Comment: They’re all as bad as each other!
Renowned political analyst Frank Smug has kindly agreed to write this guest column for The Nail Biter. This election – bloody hell, aren’t you sick of it already? Everyone involved is rubbish! You can’t possibly expect us to choose between … Continue reading
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Nail Biter debate: Should B & B owners be allowed to turn away Grayling?
After controversial comments from an MP, a political argument is raging over whether bed and breakfasts should be allowed to refuse accommodation to Chris Grayling. Grayling, known colloquially as ‘Grays’ or ‘Graylord’, is a common target of public hatred, simply … Continue reading
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Foreign affairs update: Is the ‘special relationship’ over?
After the release of a controversial government report, political commentators worldwide are theorising that this is the end of the ‘special relationship’. According to experts, the much-publicised relationship between Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling may have deteriorated to the point … Continue reading
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The Nail Biter investigates: Class discrimination in Parliament
Amid an election battle being fought primarily on class grounds, the Nail Biter has launched a special investigation into Parliament’s rampant classism. Recently released figures show that, despite claims to the contrary by all three parties, your class really does … Continue reading
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Tory candidate suspended over comments about gays
The Conservatives suffered a PR disaster yesterday as one of their candidates to be an MP was caught making ‘unacceptable’ comments about gays. Kevin Bastard, candidate for Phobeshire Southwest, has been suspended from the party indefinitely. He was caught saying: … Continue reading →
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