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Boris’s Eastenders appearance: the exclusive full script

SCENE 12. Queen Vic, int. Day. Barbara Windsor: Well, it’s another average day of business here in Walford. Boris inexplicably stumbles in off the street. Boris: Oh, oh cripes, all these commoners… it’s almost as bad as Liverpool… Barbara Windsor: … Continue reading

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Television spectacular: Derren Brown makes everyone stand up

Television watchers were shocked last night as Derren Brown pulled off his most astonishing stunt yet: hypnotising the entire nation into getting off the sofa. He accomplished this by showing the country a short video, roughly the length of an … Continue reading

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‘Psychic’ Brown makes incredible prediction

Viewers were left stunned yesterday as they witnessed a prediction of epic proportions made by a renowned mind control expert. Gordon Brown, best known for his unique ability not to predict the financial downfall of the entire world, amazed the … Continue reading

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Strictly Come Dancing: New format revealed

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Wimbledon commentary: an exclusive transcript

Yes, and here we are at the final of – is that Rod Laver in the crowd? Nice to see a revered figure such as Rod turning up – yes, the men’s final of Wimbledon, in which we witness – … Continue reading

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