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The issue that divides the nation: Should there be a vote on a committee on a vote on a referendum on the Alternative Vote?

Crowds of at least 10 people thronged Westminster today as MPs debated the hottest, most controversial issue that has arisen during this Parliament. Even the coalition government found itself irrevocably split on the matter: Should MPs vote on forming a … Continue reading

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Cameron’s new cabinet in full

Chancellor of the Huge-Chequers – George Highborn Second, Third and Fourth Home Secretary – Oliver Jetplane Foreign Bonds Secretary – Million Wage Minister for Exploitation – Pay-mian Greenbacks Shady Business Minister – Kenneth Loanshark Wealth Secretary – Lord Cashcroft Tea … Continue reading

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Tory candidate suspended over comments about gays

The Conservatives suffered a PR disaster yesterday as one of their candidates to be an MP was caught making ‘unacceptable’ comments about gays. Kevin Bastard, candidate for Phobeshire Southwest, has been suspended from the party indefinitely. He was caught saying: … Continue reading

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Nail Biter debate: Should B & B owners be allowed to turn away Grayling?

After controversial comments from an MP, a political argument is raging over whether bed and breakfasts should be allowed to refuse accommodation to Chris Grayling. Grayling, known colloquially as ‘Grays’ or ‘Graylord’, is a common target of public hatred, simply … Continue reading

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The Nail Biter investigates: Class discrimination in Parliament

Amid an election battle being fought primarily on class grounds, the Nail Biter has launched a special investigation into Parliament’s rampant classism. Recently released figures show that, despite claims to the contrary by all three parties, your class really does … Continue reading

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News in brief: That MP train travel class debate

Voters are expressing their anger today after a Tory MP refused to travel in the same class as everyone else. But the offending MP, Nicholas DeMontfort-Winterbottom, member for East Dulwich, has staunchly defended his position. He told The Nail Biter: … Continue reading

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