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England team returns home defeated

Crowds gathered to boo the England team as, clad in their customary grey suits, they stepped off the plane and onto English soil for the first time since their utterly disappointing performance on the international stage. The team – branded … Continue reading

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Nail Biter preemptive World Cup article: What a refereeing disgrace!

The Nail Biter is unable to publish articles during the World Cup final due to reasons of all our hacks being in the pub. However, we have prepared an article earlier to bring you all the action as it will … Continue reading

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Nail Biter sport report: Yes! It’s the result we were all hoping for!

There was widespread jubilation yesterday as England achieved the result that all of us (in the news room) were praying would happen. Yes, England crashed out after a convincing defeat – which meant that sports journalists all over the country … Continue reading

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Latest England disaster: Terry in tears

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It’s the most disastrous team of all time!

It’s the team they are all talking about. The collection of highly-paid failures and public disgraces that some are already calling ‘the worst team of all time’. Yes, the coalition government truly is a walking disaster. The coalition, nicknamed ‘Les … Continue reading

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The Nail Biter asks: Will the annoying drone ever stop?

The World Cup is finally here, and there’s only one thing everyone’s talking about: the constant barrage of noise that interrupts our enjoyment of the football and never seems to end. It’s the drone that goes on and on, never … Continue reading

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